1 00:00:30,640 --> 00:00:33,040 (PHONE ALERT) 2 00:00:33,080 --> 00:00:35,600 (CHOPPING) 3 00:00:38,600 --> 00:00:41,640 So your boss didn't invite you to his birthday. Big deal! 4 00:00:41,680 --> 00:00:43,000 I don't believe it! 5 00:00:43,040 --> 00:00:46,280 Stu Hibbert is wheeling out The Hunchback Of Notre-Dame again. 6 00:00:46,320 --> 00:00:48,680 He's done it at the Christmas party three years running. 7 00:00:48,720 --> 00:00:51,760 Well, he's got a stoop and he's no looker. He's just playing to his strengths. 8 00:00:53,120 --> 00:00:55,520 They've got no imagination. 9 00:00:55,560 --> 00:00:57,320 I mean... 10 00:00:57,360 --> 00:00:59,120 Remember the year I went as Bungle? 11 00:00:59,160 --> 00:01:03,000 Eh? They're still talking about it. Nobody will ever top that. 12 00:01:04,160 --> 00:01:06,040 So have you met Ryan Shawcross? 13 00:01:06,080 --> 00:01:08,200 - Yeah. - And Jack Butland? 14 00:01:08,240 --> 00:01:10,080 - Yeah. - What about Shaqiri? 15 00:01:10,120 --> 00:01:11,640 He gave me his old sunglasses. 16 00:01:11,680 --> 00:01:13,640 What?! 17 00:01:13,680 --> 00:01:15,400 There you go, Tyler. 18 00:01:15,440 --> 00:01:17,320 One mango and quinoa smoothie. 19 00:01:20,200 --> 00:01:21,200 So your mam and dad 20 00:01:21,240 --> 00:01:23,320 - are off to the Cotswolds, eh? - Yeah. 21 00:01:23,360 --> 00:01:25,400 Bit of one-on-one time. Nice. 22 00:01:25,440 --> 00:01:27,760 No, they went with Terry and Gillian. 23 00:01:27,800 --> 00:01:29,960 - The other side of you. - What? 24 00:01:30,000 --> 00:01:31,680 Yeah, it's their silver wedding. 25 00:01:31,720 --> 00:01:33,400 I think a few people from the street went. 26 00:01:33,440 --> 00:01:35,280 Right. 27 00:01:37,760 --> 00:01:39,360 Did you know about this? 28 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:40,720 I had heard something. 29 00:01:40,760 --> 00:01:42,920 Ruth and Barry were going, 30 00:01:42,960 --> 00:01:44,560 and Vijay and Amala. 31 00:01:44,600 --> 00:01:46,640 Mark and Kelly... 32 00:01:46,680 --> 00:01:50,240 Mark and Kelly? They only moved in five minutes ago! 33 00:01:50,280 --> 00:01:53,440 We've known Terry and Gill for years! I cut down that tree for 'em! 34 00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:56,320 It was the wrong tree, Neil. And it fell on their greenhouse. 35 00:01:56,360 --> 00:01:59,360 Plus, we looked after their tortoise when they went to Lanzarote. 36 00:01:59,400 --> 00:02:01,600 - It ran away. - Only six months ago! 37 00:02:01,640 --> 00:02:02,960 How far could it have got? 38 00:02:03,960 --> 00:02:05,080 People are so ungrateful. 39 00:02:05,120 --> 00:02:07,040 (PHONE ALERT) 40 00:02:10,320 --> 00:02:12,800 "Best Bungle ever." 41 00:02:23,520 --> 00:02:25,600 (DISTANT CONVERSATION) 42 00:02:25,640 --> 00:02:28,480 (LAUGHTER) 43 00:02:34,800 --> 00:02:37,000 (LAUGHTER CONTINUES) 44 00:02:37,040 --> 00:02:38,480 - Guess what? - Don't tell me. 45 00:02:38,520 --> 00:02:39,640 Someone else had taken them. 46 00:02:39,680 --> 00:02:41,400 No, better than that! 47 00:02:41,440 --> 00:02:44,880 Robert had accidentally put on Leo's hat, 48 00:02:44,920 --> 00:02:47,040 and Leo had put on Robert's! 49 00:02:47,080 --> 00:02:48,800 - They never did! - They did! 50 00:02:48,840 --> 00:02:50,520 It's true! 51 00:02:50,560 --> 00:02:53,720 I mean, I can't tell it as well as him. 52 00:02:53,760 --> 00:02:55,200 - (THEY LAUGH) - (CLEARS HIS THROAT) 53 00:02:58,040 --> 00:02:59,600 Hiya. Have you got any manuka honey? 54 00:02:59,640 --> 00:03:01,480 We're just out. 55 00:03:01,520 --> 00:03:02,880 Got chocolate spread. 56 00:03:02,920 --> 00:03:05,360 I'm not sure if that's a superfood... 57 00:03:05,400 --> 00:03:06,360 I like it. 58 00:03:07,720 --> 00:03:09,200 Anyway, they head up to... 59 00:03:09,240 --> 00:03:12,520 Yeah, you see, we've got our neighbours' kid staying with us. 60 00:03:12,560 --> 00:03:13,840 Tyler O'Shea. 61 00:03:13,880 --> 00:03:16,920 Remember the name? Plays for Stoke City academy? 62 00:03:16,960 --> 00:03:19,680 I was just saying to the wife, I said, 63 00:03:19,720 --> 00:03:22,040 "You don't put chip fat in a Lamborghini, do you?" 64 00:03:23,280 --> 00:03:25,640 So, they get to the 17th floor, and they realise - 65 00:03:25,680 --> 00:03:29,040 "Oh, no, we've only gone and left the blueprints in the Portakabin..." 66 00:03:29,080 --> 00:03:30,720 - No! - "...when we went to get the hats." 67 00:03:30,760 --> 00:03:32,080 - Oh, no! - Yes! 68 00:03:32,120 --> 00:03:34,680 They'd left the blueprints... That's unbelievable. 69 00:03:34,720 --> 00:03:36,840 They'd left the blueprints in the Portakabin! 70 00:03:36,880 --> 00:03:39,520 ...back down the road. 16, 71 00:03:39,560 --> 00:03:42,800 15, 14, all the way. 72 00:03:42,840 --> 00:03:45,520 (LAUGHTER) 73 00:03:47,880 --> 00:03:50,440 (INDISTINCT CONVERSATION AND LAUGHTER) 74 00:03:54,760 --> 00:03:56,680 (BIRDS CHIRP) 75 00:03:56,720 --> 00:03:58,760 We are having a party. 76 00:03:58,800 --> 00:04:00,520 - What? When? - Tonight. 77 00:04:00,560 --> 00:04:02,160 Is this about your boss? 78 00:04:02,200 --> 00:04:03,880 - No. - Terry and Gillian. 79 00:04:03,920 --> 00:04:05,960 You don't have to have an agenda to have a party. 80 00:04:06,000 --> 00:04:08,200 You generally need an occasion. 81 00:04:08,240 --> 00:04:11,080 But you're the one who's always saying we should throw more parties. 82 00:04:11,120 --> 00:04:12,280 You always say no! 83 00:04:12,320 --> 00:04:14,560 I could dig out that cocktail-shaker we brought with us. 84 00:04:14,600 --> 00:04:16,640 Remember the one I made your dad for his 60th? 85 00:04:16,680 --> 00:04:18,280 He had to have his stomach pumped. 86 00:04:18,320 --> 00:04:20,160 Don't blame that on my Dark and Stormy. 87 00:04:20,200 --> 00:04:22,520 He washed down his Warfarin with nine pints of mild. 88 00:04:23,880 --> 00:04:26,080 I mean, we could mend some fences, I suppose. 89 00:04:26,120 --> 00:04:28,360 Come on. Just imagine. 90 00:04:28,400 --> 00:04:30,240 Michael Bublé on the stereo, 91 00:04:30,280 --> 00:04:32,440 Mr Fieldhouse sipping a Manhattan, 92 00:04:32,480 --> 00:04:35,160 Ben Thistlethwaite necking a Black Russian in the corner. 93 00:04:35,200 --> 00:04:36,880 I'd have to do a buffet. 94 00:04:36,920 --> 00:04:38,680 And I thought we were going to the Pencil Museum? 95 00:04:38,720 --> 00:04:41,240 Come on! Nobody puts on a spread like you. 96 00:04:41,280 --> 00:04:44,160 Six different kinds of chicken leg at your dad's funeral. 97 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:46,720 - Six! - People couldn't believe it! 98 00:04:46,760 --> 00:04:50,120 Tandoori chicken, Chinese chicken, barbecue chicken, 99 00:04:50,160 --> 00:04:52,560 - Cajun... - All right, all right! 100 00:04:52,600 --> 00:04:55,440 We'll throw a party. I just don't see what the rush is. 101 00:04:55,480 --> 00:04:56,680 Well, you know me. 102 00:04:56,720 --> 00:04:59,360 Mr Spontaneity. 103 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:01,080 We stayed in for the Millennium. 104 00:05:01,120 --> 00:05:02,360 I had a cold! 105 00:05:02,400 --> 00:05:07,200 But tonight, I am snot free and we are going to party like it's 1999. 106 00:05:07,240 --> 00:05:09,400 Ooh! 107 00:05:15,960 --> 00:05:18,640 So...will there be any Chiquita bananas there? 108 00:05:18,680 --> 00:05:20,320 Dunno. 109 00:05:20,360 --> 00:05:23,520 There might be a bowl of salad, but I think it's mainly just chicken legs. 110 00:05:23,560 --> 00:05:25,960 No! Sweet-locks! 111 00:05:26,000 --> 00:05:27,320 Sweet-locks? 112 00:05:27,360 --> 00:05:28,640 Kaboofers. 113 00:05:28,680 --> 00:05:32,200 Will there be any stone-cold foxes 114 00:05:32,240 --> 00:05:33,440 at the party tonight? 115 00:05:33,480 --> 00:05:35,360 - Oh! You mean girls. - Yes. 116 00:05:35,400 --> 00:05:37,240 Nah. It's mainly just pensioners on this site. 117 00:05:37,280 --> 00:05:39,040 - I mean, every now and again... - Hey, Garth! 118 00:05:39,080 --> 00:05:40,880 ...hi. 119 00:05:43,360 --> 00:05:44,760 She's a lot older than she looks. 120 00:05:46,040 --> 00:05:48,480 Number 86 are coming. 121 00:05:48,520 --> 00:05:50,520 Number 89 said they might drop by. 122 00:05:50,560 --> 00:05:53,000 Number 91, 92 and 93 weren't in. 123 00:05:53,040 --> 00:05:56,040 Number 94 and 95 have accepted. 124 00:05:56,080 --> 00:05:59,600 Number 97 said they'd love to, but not if 94 are coming. 125 00:05:59,640 --> 00:06:03,360 Number 98's coming down with summat, number 99 said yes, 126 00:06:03,400 --> 00:06:05,240 and 100 just refused to answer the door. 127 00:06:05,280 --> 00:06:10,280 - What about number 7? - Number...7... 128 00:06:10,320 --> 00:06:12,360 The Dillons. 129 00:06:12,400 --> 00:06:15,240 Oh, the Dillons. They, uh...didn't really give a straight answer. 130 00:06:15,280 --> 00:06:17,640 Did you give them a straight question? 131 00:06:17,680 --> 00:06:19,280 Not in so many words. 132 00:06:19,320 --> 00:06:21,960 Did you ask them in any words? 133 00:06:22,000 --> 00:06:24,200 Look, it wouldn't really be their thing, would it? 134 00:06:24,240 --> 00:06:27,240 Music, Mojitos, intelligent conversation. 135 00:06:27,280 --> 00:06:30,640 Look, Robert's just not very good with people. 136 00:06:30,680 --> 00:06:32,600 He'd be happier staying in with Ant and Dec. 137 00:06:32,640 --> 00:06:35,440 We've got Errol Flynn and Paris Hilton living on our doorstep 138 00:06:35,480 --> 00:06:37,120 and you won't invite them to a party. 139 00:06:37,160 --> 00:06:39,120 It wouldn't be fair on the other guests. 140 00:06:39,160 --> 00:06:42,160 He corners people. There's no getting away from him once he's started. 141 00:06:42,200 --> 00:06:45,520 Are you going to ask them or shall I? 142 00:06:45,560 --> 00:06:47,360 (GROANS PETULANTLY) 143 00:06:55,120 --> 00:06:56,400 Just admit it. 144 00:06:56,440 --> 00:06:59,600 - You fancy her. - No, I don't. 145 00:06:59,640 --> 00:07:01,200 "Hey, Garth." 146 00:07:01,240 --> 00:07:02,680 She never said it like that. 147 00:07:02,720 --> 00:07:05,600 - She likes you, man! - No, she doesn't. 148 00:07:05,640 --> 00:07:06,800 She's got a boyfriend. 149 00:07:06,840 --> 00:07:08,080 So what? 150 00:07:08,120 --> 00:07:09,880 So she'd never go behind Sebastian's back. 151 00:07:09,920 --> 00:07:11,280 Sebastian? 152 00:07:11,320 --> 00:07:13,200 Where is this Sebastian? 153 00:07:13,240 --> 00:07:16,280 - Walton-on-Thames. - You're from Stoke-on-Trent 154 00:07:16,320 --> 00:07:19,200 and you're afraid of Sebastian from Walton-on-Thames? 155 00:07:19,240 --> 00:07:20,800 - No! - You love her! 156 00:07:20,840 --> 00:07:22,400 - No, I don't! - Yeah, you do. 157 00:07:22,440 --> 00:07:24,480 It even says it there. Look. 158 00:07:24,520 --> 00:07:27,760 Oh, my God. What have you done?! 159 00:07:28,880 --> 00:07:31,800 Tonight's the night. Don't let me down. 160 00:07:39,600 --> 00:07:43,440 No! It's fine, I understand. Don't apologise. 161 00:07:43,480 --> 00:07:45,600 It just doesn't sound like our kind of thing. 162 00:07:45,640 --> 00:07:48,960 Well, Ant and Dec's on the TV. You don't want to come out. 163 00:07:49,000 --> 00:07:50,920 Yes. Absolutely. 164 00:07:50,960 --> 00:07:52,520 Robert's a huge fan. 165 00:07:52,560 --> 00:07:54,800 Hello! Ha-ha-ha! 166 00:07:54,840 --> 00:07:56,280 Oh, wey-ey, man. 167 00:07:57,360 --> 00:07:58,400 Yes. Hello. 168 00:07:58,440 --> 00:08:00,760 Er, come inside, darling, you look freezing. 169 00:08:00,800 --> 00:08:02,760 - Neil was just leaving. - Oh, right. 170 00:08:02,800 --> 00:08:06,160 He, er...only popped by to, er... 171 00:08:06,200 --> 00:08:10,160 ...update her on the refurbishment at Keele services. 172 00:08:10,200 --> 00:08:12,160 - Oh! - Yes! How are the... 173 00:08:12,200 --> 00:08:14,080 self-service tills working out? 174 00:08:14,120 --> 00:08:16,720 Oh, we were just saying, if I had a fiver 175 00:08:16,760 --> 00:08:20,840 for every unexpected item in the bagging area... 176 00:08:20,880 --> 00:08:22,080 Wonderful! 177 00:08:22,120 --> 00:08:24,400 - Well, we should let you get going. - Yeah. 178 00:08:24,440 --> 00:08:26,760 There's plenty for you to organise before tonight. 179 00:08:26,800 --> 00:08:28,840 - Tonight? - Yeah! 180 00:08:28,880 --> 00:08:31,120 The big bash! I just ran into Fiona. 181 00:08:31,160 --> 00:08:33,640 - Thank you very much for the invite. - Yeah, well... 182 00:08:33,680 --> 00:08:35,480 So we'll see you around six o'clock? 183 00:08:35,520 --> 00:08:36,600 Looking forward to it! 184 00:08:45,200 --> 00:08:47,200 (MUSIC PLAYS) 185 00:08:55,840 --> 00:08:58,120 I mean, what else could they call me? 186 00:08:58,160 --> 00:09:02,000 Born at 3am on 21st July 1969. 187 00:09:02,040 --> 00:09:05,320 Neil Armstrong setting foot onto one world, I was setting foot onto this. 188 00:09:05,360 --> 00:09:07,080 Hello. I'm Barbara. 189 00:09:07,120 --> 00:09:10,240 I mean, all I can say is, I'm glad Buzz Aldrin was second down that ladder. 190 00:09:10,280 --> 00:09:12,880 - (LAUGHS) - FIONA: Who brought it? 191 00:09:12,920 --> 00:09:15,280 Lorraine Sykes. It's like charades, she said. 192 00:09:15,320 --> 00:09:16,720 What do you have to do? 193 00:09:16,760 --> 00:09:19,440 You have to pick a card out at random and then act it out. 194 00:09:19,480 --> 00:09:20,400 Right, well. 195 00:09:20,440 --> 00:09:22,520 "You are changing a tyre." 196 00:09:23,800 --> 00:09:25,560 "You are a government official 197 00:09:25,600 --> 00:09:28,320 "trying to cover up a UFO landing on Salisbury Plain." 198 00:09:28,360 --> 00:09:29,720 Is that Lorraine Sykes' game? 199 00:09:29,760 --> 00:09:32,360 I did tell her it was a sophisticated cocktail evening, 200 00:09:32,400 --> 00:09:33,960 not a seven-year-old's birthday party. 201 00:09:34,000 --> 00:09:36,200 What else did she bring? Pin the Tail on the Donkey? 202 00:09:36,240 --> 00:09:38,960 THISTLETHWAITE: So, are you expecting a big night? 203 00:09:39,000 --> 00:09:41,080 FIELDHOUSE: I might swing it into Keswick later, 204 00:09:41,120 --> 00:09:43,280 see what's going down. 205 00:09:43,320 --> 00:09:45,440 Work hard, play hard - that's my motto. 206 00:09:45,480 --> 00:09:46,640 Since when? 207 00:09:46,680 --> 00:09:49,800 You've been repainting that launderette for the last two-and-a-half years! 208 00:09:49,840 --> 00:09:52,640 Look, it's a very demanding job, running this site. 209 00:09:52,680 --> 00:09:55,280 It would be very easy to overextend myself. 210 00:09:56,680 --> 00:09:57,920 Not in those trousers. 211 00:09:57,960 --> 00:10:03,040 Yeah. Where'd you get them from - Suzi Quatro's washing line? 212 00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:05,600 (LAUGHS FALSELY) 213 00:10:05,640 --> 00:10:07,160 TYLER: She's here. 214 00:10:09,480 --> 00:10:11,400 I'll, er... I'll go over in a minute. 215 00:10:11,440 --> 00:10:12,840 You won't go over at all. 216 00:10:12,880 --> 00:10:15,520 You'll wait for her to come to you, 217 00:10:15,560 --> 00:10:18,160 because she is Mohammed and you are the mountain. 218 00:10:18,200 --> 00:10:19,760 Or is it the other way around? 219 00:10:19,800 --> 00:10:22,240 Either way, you're staying put. 220 00:10:22,280 --> 00:10:24,760 - Really, no. - Oh, hi! 221 00:10:24,800 --> 00:10:26,520 - Ah! - So glad you could make it. 222 00:10:26,560 --> 00:10:28,520 Oh, no, not at all. We wouldn't have missed it for the world. 223 00:10:28,560 --> 00:10:30,240 We love a party - especially Penny. God. 224 00:10:30,280 --> 00:10:32,520 She was always organising them in Ibiza until... 225 00:10:32,560 --> 00:10:34,960 - Well, until they got a bit out of hand. - Like the one with all the footballers 226 00:10:35,000 --> 00:10:36,560 - when I was a baby? - Yeah. 227 00:10:36,600 --> 00:10:38,760 I brought a few friends back from Café Mambo. 228 00:10:38,800 --> 00:10:41,200 A few friends?! There was over 100 people! 229 00:10:41,240 --> 00:10:43,840 I woke up, looked out of my bedroom window at three in the morning, 230 00:10:43,880 --> 00:10:46,080 and there was Athletico Bilbao in our swimming pool. 231 00:10:46,120 --> 00:10:47,840 We had a lot of fun, but I just... 232 00:10:47,880 --> 00:10:49,680 I'd sooner they'd been wearing trunks. 233 00:10:49,720 --> 00:10:51,080 - Mmm. - Oh. 234 00:10:51,120 --> 00:10:52,520 - Neil would have hit the roof. - Ah. 235 00:10:52,560 --> 00:10:54,560 - Unless it was Stoke City. - (ROBERT LAUGHS) 236 00:10:54,600 --> 00:10:55,760 Greetings. 237 00:10:55,800 --> 00:10:58,640 Oh, hello, Neil. Look, we've brought you this. It's just a... 238 00:10:58,680 --> 00:11:01,120 - Well, it's just a little something. - It's from Guyana. 239 00:11:01,160 --> 00:11:02,800 A blend of the finest rums, 240 00:11:02,840 --> 00:11:06,600 matured for 21 years, within six degrees of the equator. 241 00:11:06,640 --> 00:11:09,440 Six degrees! I don't normally touch anything over four. 242 00:11:09,480 --> 00:11:12,840 - Ha-ha! - Be nice with a splash of Irn-Bru. 243 00:11:14,040 --> 00:11:16,040 We were saving it for a special occasion. 244 00:11:16,080 --> 00:11:17,520 And this is it! 245 00:11:17,560 --> 00:11:19,360 Thanks so much for loaning us the marquee. 246 00:11:19,400 --> 00:11:21,680 - Oh, no, not at all. - And for setting it up. 247 00:11:21,720 --> 00:11:23,000 I'm pleased we could put it to good use. 248 00:11:23,040 --> 00:11:24,920 Every circus needs a big top. 249 00:11:24,960 --> 00:11:26,960 - Robert! - Oh! 250 00:11:27,000 --> 00:11:28,680 I was worried you weren't going to come. 251 00:11:28,720 --> 00:11:33,400 Hey, you've got to tell this lot about you and Leo and the blueprint. 252 00:11:33,440 --> 00:11:35,640 I thought I was going to have an aneurysm! 253 00:11:35,680 --> 00:11:38,520 It's just a little story, an anecdote. 254 00:11:38,560 --> 00:11:41,480 - It's not really worth, er... - No, no. Your public awaits. 255 00:11:41,520 --> 00:11:44,200 Well...OK, then. Well, er, 256 00:11:44,240 --> 00:11:46,720 Leo and I, as I've told you, went up to the top of the building, 257 00:11:46,760 --> 00:11:48,800 and realised that we'd left the blueprint behind. 258 00:11:48,840 --> 00:11:50,320 And not only that, our hats as well! 259 00:11:50,360 --> 00:11:51,760 (RAUCOUS LAUGHTER) 260 00:11:51,800 --> 00:11:55,040 Ladies and gentlemen, the cocktail bar is open! 261 00:11:55,080 --> 00:11:57,400 (CHEERING) 262 00:11:57,440 --> 00:12:00,840 - Right, then. Who's first? - Can I have a Cosmopolitan? 263 00:12:00,880 --> 00:12:02,520 You can, love. 264 00:12:03,600 --> 00:12:06,000 A Long Island Iced Tea, please. 265 00:12:06,040 --> 00:12:06,960 Just bear with me. 266 00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:08,200 Manhattan, please! 267 00:12:08,240 --> 00:12:09,240 It's on its way. 268 00:12:09,280 --> 00:12:11,960 An Old-Fashioned, a Piña Colada, 269 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:14,040 and two Whiskey Sours. 270 00:12:14,080 --> 00:12:15,720 ALL: Oh! 271 00:12:17,200 --> 00:12:18,480 - Er... - Come on! 272 00:12:19,640 --> 00:12:22,360 Do you think you should give him a hand? 273 00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:23,400 It's not really my forte. 274 00:12:23,440 --> 00:12:26,000 You were head barman at Raffles Hotel in Singapore. 275 00:12:26,040 --> 00:12:28,280 That was more of a...sort of glorified holiday job. 276 00:12:28,320 --> 00:12:31,600 This is Neil's party. I just don't think I should interfere. 277 00:12:31,640 --> 00:12:32,680 Whoa! 278 00:12:32,720 --> 00:12:34,760 (OVERLAPPING CONVERSATIONS) 279 00:12:37,120 --> 00:12:39,240 - (PEOPLE SHOUT ORDERS AND ADVICE) - Right, OK! 280 00:12:39,280 --> 00:12:41,000 - Mai Tai. - Mai Tai! 281 00:12:41,040 --> 00:12:43,760 - Come on! - What do you...? 282 00:12:43,800 --> 00:12:47,680 Never mind the juggling. Where is my Frozen Daiquiri? 283 00:12:48,760 --> 00:12:51,720 Hey! You've got Blue Curaçao on my shirt! 284 00:12:51,760 --> 00:12:54,280 - Oh, boo-hoo. - Cuba Libre! 285 00:12:54,320 --> 00:12:58,000 The good stuff! Brewed 60 degrees north of Ecuador. 286 00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:00,640 (GLASS SMASHES) 287 00:13:00,680 --> 00:13:02,120 (GASPS) 288 00:13:03,240 --> 00:13:04,760 A-wop-bop-a-loo-bop-a-wop-bam-boom. 289 00:13:08,440 --> 00:13:10,560 I think I've, er... I think I've sprained it. 290 00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:12,040 Let's have a look. 291 00:13:12,080 --> 00:13:14,360 I'm sorry, everybody, the, er.. 292 00:13:14,400 --> 00:13:15,640 cocktail bar's closed. 293 00:13:15,680 --> 00:13:16,960 (MURMURS OF DISAPPOINTMENT) 294 00:13:17,000 --> 00:13:19,120 Help yourself to beers. 295 00:13:22,640 --> 00:13:24,120 (DOOR OPENS) 296 00:13:24,160 --> 00:13:25,800 Think he'll live. 297 00:13:25,840 --> 00:13:27,360 Never mind. 298 00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:30,000 Excuse the presentation, it was all a bit last-minute. 299 00:13:30,040 --> 00:13:32,560 Oh, no. They look, er... 300 00:13:32,600 --> 00:13:33,840 too good to eat. 301 00:13:33,880 --> 00:13:36,960 Why he suddenly wanted to throw a party, God only knows. 302 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:39,440 Guess how he celebrated his 40th. 303 00:13:39,480 --> 00:13:41,840 Don't tell me. He went to the cinema. 304 00:13:41,880 --> 00:13:45,040 Sorry. Not even your husband could be that much of a killjoy. 305 00:13:45,080 --> 00:13:48,440 - Iron Man 2. - Oh, good grief. 306 00:13:48,480 --> 00:13:50,800 We spent three weeks on Bora Bora for mine. 307 00:13:51,760 --> 00:13:55,360 We had a villa over the lagoon with its own private butler. 308 00:13:55,400 --> 00:13:57,040 Tapurai. 309 00:13:57,080 --> 00:14:00,240 He was six foot five and 17 stone, 310 00:14:00,280 --> 00:14:02,400 but so gentle with his hands. 311 00:14:02,440 --> 00:14:05,000 We partied on the beach for nine days solid. 312 00:14:05,040 --> 00:14:06,200 Clothing was optional. 313 00:14:06,240 --> 00:14:08,800 Not at the Odeon. They're very strict on that. 314 00:14:08,840 --> 00:14:11,040 Heh. We danced till we dropped. 315 00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:13,520 Even Robert, with his two left feet. 316 00:14:13,560 --> 00:14:16,520 I suppose this is all a bit tame for you. 317 00:14:16,560 --> 00:14:17,840 The night is young. 318 00:14:17,880 --> 00:14:20,000 Of course, when I was a student nurse, 319 00:14:20,040 --> 00:14:21,800 we got up to all sorts. 320 00:14:21,840 --> 00:14:24,280 Oh, there was this one night... 321 00:14:24,320 --> 00:14:26,120 (WHISPERS) 322 00:14:38,080 --> 00:14:42,360 But no-one got arrested, so the following week we did it all over again. 323 00:14:42,400 --> 00:14:44,760 Oh. Those were the days. 324 00:14:44,800 --> 00:14:47,200 Ey, help yourself to chicken. 325 00:14:47,240 --> 00:14:48,680 (LAUGHS) 326 00:14:57,360 --> 00:14:59,760 Calls himself a cocktail waiter? 327 00:14:59,800 --> 00:15:02,360 He's clearly never made a Frozen Daiquiri in his life. 328 00:15:02,400 --> 00:15:04,360 THISTLETHWAITE: Hugh Hefner he is not. 329 00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:07,400 FIELDHOUSE: Shall we try his chicken? Well, I say chicken. 330 00:15:07,440 --> 00:15:10,800 I haven't seen Mrs Wilson from Lodge 42 in a couple of days... 331 00:15:13,200 --> 00:15:15,760 Five minutes in, got the ball to the feet, 332 00:15:15,800 --> 00:15:17,320 bang, it was a goal! 333 00:15:17,360 --> 00:15:18,680 That's as simple as it is. 334 00:15:18,720 --> 00:15:21,240 PETRA: Your friend Tyler seems pretty confident. 335 00:15:21,280 --> 00:15:23,440 We've known each other since we were babies. 336 00:15:23,480 --> 00:15:25,640 One of us has grown up... 337 00:15:25,680 --> 00:15:27,880 ...and the other one wears his initials on his chest. 338 00:15:27,920 --> 00:15:30,480 - What, just in case he forgets who he is? - Yeah, exactly! 339 00:15:30,520 --> 00:15:31,960 I mean, look at him, 340 00:15:32,000 --> 00:15:34,360 with his hair, his designer jeans, 341 00:15:34,400 --> 00:15:35,920 the eight-pack... 342 00:15:35,960 --> 00:15:37,640 Eight-pack? 343 00:15:37,680 --> 00:15:41,000 Yeah. He's always asking me to punch him. What a loser. 344 00:15:43,720 --> 00:15:45,320 Totally. 345 00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:50,560 No! No, darling, it's not my place. 346 00:15:50,600 --> 00:15:54,040 Listen, mister, you swapped Ibiza for the Swamp District. 347 00:15:54,080 --> 00:15:58,120 You dragged me to this jamboree. You can make me a Mojito. 348 00:15:58,160 --> 00:16:02,720 Come on, Robert. Let's get this party started! 349 00:16:02,760 --> 00:16:04,680 (CHEERING) 350 00:16:04,720 --> 00:16:08,760 Well, I suppose I could help out. Only if it's agreeable to you. 351 00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:10,720 Everything's agreeable to me. 352 00:16:15,160 --> 00:16:16,800 ( Hippy Hippy Shake) 353 00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:27,560 CHANTING: Robert! Robert! Robert! Robert! Robert! Robert! 354 00:16:27,600 --> 00:16:30,160 Robert! Robert! Robert! 355 00:16:30,200 --> 00:16:31,800 (CHANTING CONTINUES) 356 00:16:37,760 --> 00:16:38,800 Ha-ha! 357 00:16:43,680 --> 00:16:45,840 (CHANTING RESUMES) 358 00:16:49,680 --> 00:16:51,120 (MUSIC STOPS) 359 00:16:52,600 --> 00:16:55,680 What are you playing at, you fool? 360 00:16:55,720 --> 00:16:58,920 Lorraine Sykes has brought a game. 361 00:16:58,960 --> 00:17:01,960 Well...I think that's an excellent idea. 362 00:17:02,000 --> 00:17:04,520 Brilliant, yes. Let's all play Lorraine's game. 363 00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:08,040 (MOUTHS) 364 00:17:08,080 --> 00:17:09,680 (DOOR OPENS) 365 00:17:11,560 --> 00:17:12,800 Where is she? 366 00:17:12,840 --> 00:17:14,560 She's gone to get some chicken. 367 00:17:14,600 --> 00:17:16,280 - Have you sealed the deal? - We're just talking. 368 00:17:16,320 --> 00:17:17,720 Talking?! 369 00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:21,800 I've left you alone with her in a bedroom for 27 minutes, 370 00:17:21,840 --> 00:17:23,120 and you're still in your own half? 371 00:17:23,160 --> 00:17:24,800 Well, she said she liked my pencil case. 372 00:17:24,840 --> 00:17:27,040 Well, maybe we should leave them to it, then. 373 00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:29,200 - Just give me a bit longer. - What for? 374 00:17:29,240 --> 00:17:31,160 So she can fall in love with your alarm clock? 375 00:17:31,200 --> 00:17:33,560 Meanwhile, I'm talking to some lunatic 376 00:17:33,600 --> 00:17:36,600 who's telling me Elvis Presley shot JFK. 377 00:17:36,640 --> 00:17:39,400 She is the only cutie patootie at this party. 378 00:17:39,440 --> 00:17:41,520 - Lorraine Sykes? - No! Petra! 379 00:17:41,560 --> 00:17:44,640 So if you're not going to make a move on her, I will. 380 00:17:46,320 --> 00:17:47,760 Oh! Hi. 381 00:17:47,800 --> 00:17:49,240 Chicken? 382 00:17:54,040 --> 00:17:55,240 You're in the shower. 383 00:17:56,840 --> 00:17:58,360 You're changing a light bulb. 384 00:17:58,400 --> 00:18:00,280 - No! - No talking! 385 00:18:00,320 --> 00:18:02,080 - Ten seconds. - You're dealing a deck of cards. 386 00:18:02,120 --> 00:18:03,360 You're counting money. 387 00:18:03,400 --> 00:18:05,720 - You're Kojak sucking on a lollipop. - Time! 388 00:18:06,800 --> 00:18:08,400 Oh, come on! 389 00:18:08,440 --> 00:18:11,480 I was a chimpanzee eating a banana. 390 00:18:11,520 --> 00:18:13,040 - ALL: Oh! - ROBERT: Oh, of course! 391 00:18:13,080 --> 00:18:16,080 No, that was excellent, Neil, you were very convincing. 392 00:18:16,120 --> 00:18:17,880 I didn't even realise he was acting. 393 00:18:17,920 --> 00:18:20,480 Right, then. Let's see who's next. 394 00:18:20,520 --> 00:18:23,040 I think it should be Robert... 395 00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:26,560 CHANTING: Robert! Robert! Robert! Robert! 396 00:18:29,960 --> 00:18:31,040 Oh, all right! 397 00:18:31,080 --> 00:18:33,080 (CHEERING) 398 00:18:36,480 --> 00:18:38,520 Right, let's have a little look here. 399 00:18:38,560 --> 00:18:40,560 What have we got? What have we got? 400 00:18:40,600 --> 00:18:43,000 Ooh-hoo! That's a bit of a stinker. 401 00:18:43,040 --> 00:18:45,000 Right. Ready? 402 00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:46,160 Er... 403 00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:47,880 OK. 404 00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:55,440 You're Ernest Rutherford, splitting the atom! 405 00:18:55,480 --> 00:18:56,520 Bingo! 406 00:18:56,560 --> 00:18:58,560 (APPLAUSE AND CHEERING) 407 00:19:09,040 --> 00:19:12,520 - Thank you. Right, I'm having another go. - Neil! 408 00:19:12,560 --> 00:19:14,760 It isn't your turn! 409 00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:19,080 "You are David Icke fighting the reptilian elite." 410 00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:22,080 Give it up! 411 00:19:24,280 --> 00:19:26,960 Right. OK. Now, this time, 412 00:19:27,000 --> 00:19:29,720 everybody concentrate, yeah? 413 00:19:29,760 --> 00:19:32,040 (GIGGLING) 414 00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:35,520 So, so you think that you could take Sebastian in a sword fight? 415 00:19:35,560 --> 00:19:38,360 I bet you he could take Sebastian in a sword fight. 416 00:19:39,520 --> 00:19:40,520 Sorry. 417 00:19:40,560 --> 00:19:41,880 It's fine. 418 00:19:41,920 --> 00:19:43,360 Don't underestimate this one. 419 00:19:43,400 --> 00:19:47,280 Underneath that questionable shirt is Stoke's answer to Jason Statham. 420 00:19:47,320 --> 00:19:48,840 Ain't that right, Garth? 421 00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:50,520 I'm going to go and get some more drinks. 422 00:19:51,800 --> 00:19:55,080 - Oh, my God! Are you OK? - Yep, I'm fine. 423 00:19:55,120 --> 00:19:56,520 (THEY LAUGH) 424 00:19:56,560 --> 00:19:58,480 (NEIL SCREAMS) 425 00:20:03,480 --> 00:20:05,000 You're Luis Suárez trying to win a penalty. 426 00:20:05,040 --> 00:20:06,680 No, come on, look! 427 00:20:06,720 --> 00:20:08,640 - You're a one-eyed woodlouse. - (BELL RINGS) 428 00:20:08,680 --> 00:20:10,200 - Time! - Aah! 429 00:20:11,240 --> 00:20:15,040 What is wrong with you people? 430 00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:17,480 I was King Harold in the Battle of Hastings? 431 00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:19,200 You were doing the Mobot. 432 00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:21,520 - I was putting my crown on! - Oh. 433 00:20:21,560 --> 00:20:22,520 And as for you. 434 00:20:22,560 --> 00:20:24,720 - Stargazing? - I thought it was a telescope! 435 00:20:24,760 --> 00:20:25,840 How is... 436 00:20:25,880 --> 00:20:27,880 (MIMICS ARROW THEN SCREAMS) 437 00:20:27,920 --> 00:20:28,880 ...a telescope? 438 00:20:28,920 --> 00:20:32,320 When was the last time you saw Patrick Moore on horseback? 439 00:20:32,360 --> 00:20:34,040 And as for you, Lester Piggott - 440 00:20:34,080 --> 00:20:37,240 yeah, cos he's always going after the other jockeys with his sword, isn't he? 441 00:20:37,280 --> 00:20:39,120 The Derby was a bloodbath! 442 00:20:40,240 --> 00:20:42,280 And don't think I don't know what's going on. 443 00:20:42,320 --> 00:20:43,680 You planned this. 444 00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:46,880 - You're all in on it together. - What? 445 00:20:46,920 --> 00:20:49,640 Like some sort of conspiracy? 446 00:20:49,680 --> 00:20:52,520 - Yes. - Neil, it's just a game. 447 00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:54,600 It's not just a game, though, is it? 448 00:20:54,640 --> 00:20:56,640 It's the story of my life. 449 00:20:56,680 --> 00:20:58,400 - Neil! - Excuse me. 450 00:20:58,440 --> 00:21:00,040 Neil! 451 00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:01,200 (SNORTS) 452 00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:03,400 Should have stuck with David Icke, eh? 453 00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:04,920 Right, then. Who's next? 454 00:21:04,960 --> 00:21:07,760 I think it should be... 455 00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:09,520 CHANTS: Robert! 456 00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:13,720 ALL: Robert! Robert! Robert! 457 00:21:18,040 --> 00:21:20,360 (CHEERING) 458 00:21:22,280 --> 00:21:24,560 You're Neil Hackett on the verge of a nervous breakdown. 459 00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:27,640 - Do you blame me? - Not at all. 460 00:21:27,680 --> 00:21:31,080 Ernest Rutherford splitting the atom? 461 00:21:31,120 --> 00:21:32,560 Ernest Rutherford! 462 00:21:34,720 --> 00:21:35,840 From that? 463 00:21:35,880 --> 00:21:38,120 Fieldhouse must have seen the answer. 464 00:21:38,160 --> 00:21:39,280 No, he didn't. 465 00:21:39,320 --> 00:21:42,560 It's my husband. It's what he does. 466 00:21:42,600 --> 00:21:45,480 Take that tedious anecdote about his hard hat. 467 00:21:46,520 --> 00:21:48,240 - How is that funny? - It isn't. 468 00:21:48,280 --> 00:21:50,640 Not if you say it. Not if I say it. 469 00:21:50,680 --> 00:21:53,200 - So why are people laughing? - Because Robert said it. 470 00:21:54,160 --> 00:21:57,160 He's the sun, and everybody wants a tan. 471 00:21:57,200 --> 00:21:58,640 Even me. 472 00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:02,480 I don't know how you deal with it. 473 00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:04,200 It's murder. 474 00:22:04,240 --> 00:22:06,440 I spend my entire life on the sidelines. 475 00:22:07,760 --> 00:22:11,000 Did you know he's just had a watercolour exhibited at the Royal Academy? 476 00:22:11,040 --> 00:22:13,280 Oh. So he's an artist as well? 477 00:22:13,320 --> 00:22:14,880 Nope. He was just dabbling. 478 00:22:15,880 --> 00:22:19,200 Last summer, he won the men's doubles at our local tennis club. 479 00:22:19,240 --> 00:22:20,720 Somebody's got to, I suppose. 480 00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:22,080 His partner didn't show up. 481 00:22:23,320 --> 00:22:24,880 So you should quit while you're behind. 482 00:22:24,920 --> 00:22:26,160 What do you mean? 483 00:22:26,200 --> 00:22:28,880 You can throw as many parties as you like, 484 00:22:28,920 --> 00:22:31,480 but you'll never be more popular than he is, 485 00:22:31,520 --> 00:22:34,000 because everybody loves a winner. 486 00:22:35,640 --> 00:22:37,680 There must be something he can't do. 487 00:22:39,160 --> 00:22:40,800 There is one thing. 488 00:22:42,880 --> 00:22:44,440 That's absolutely marvellous. 489 00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:47,440 Come on, stop monopolising Robert. 490 00:22:47,480 --> 00:22:49,720 Wants to let his hair down, don't you, Robert? 491 00:22:49,760 --> 00:22:52,200 - Show us a few moves! - Oh, no, I really... 492 00:22:52,240 --> 00:22:54,640 - Man of your talents... - Ah. 493 00:22:54,680 --> 00:22:56,040 Plays tennis, 494 00:22:56,080 --> 00:22:58,080 had a couple of runouts for Northampton, 495 00:22:58,120 --> 00:23:00,160 won the Boat Race! 496 00:23:00,200 --> 00:23:02,320 - I take it you did win. - Well, yes, yes, yes, we did, 497 00:23:02,360 --> 00:23:05,320 but there were several other chaps in the boat, and the cox of course, so... 498 00:23:05,360 --> 00:23:07,000 Have a dance. 499 00:23:07,040 --> 00:23:08,840 - Oh, I... - Come on. 500 00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:10,480 Have a dance. 501 00:23:10,520 --> 00:23:12,600 Who wants to see Robert dance, eh? 502 00:23:12,640 --> 00:23:14,720 (ALL CHEER) 503 00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:16,360 A little bit of Fred Astaire. 504 00:23:16,400 --> 00:23:17,720 Hey, with a bit of Ginger thrown in. 505 00:23:17,760 --> 00:23:19,520 Please, no. 506 00:23:19,560 --> 00:23:23,280 I just... I'd really rather not, if it's all the same to you. So, um... 507 00:23:23,320 --> 00:23:25,000 (SOFTLY) Robert... 508 00:23:25,040 --> 00:23:26,240 No, Neil, don't do that. 509 00:23:26,280 --> 00:23:29,240 - No, no, please... - ALL CHANTING: Robert! Robert! Robert! 510 00:23:29,280 --> 00:23:32,040 (CHANTING CONTINUES) 511 00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:43,760 ( OLLY MURS: Dance With Me Tonight) 512 00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:46,880 (CHANTING TRAILS OFF) 513 00:23:58,640 --> 00:24:01,320 (VOLUME INCREASES) 514 00:24:14,800 --> 00:24:19,040 - Robert. Just relax and follow me. - OK. 515 00:24:19,080 --> 00:24:21,440 - We're just going to go side to side. - Ah. 516 00:24:21,480 --> 00:24:24,080 - Oh! There we go. - Oh, right. 517 00:24:24,120 --> 00:24:25,160 That's better, isn't it? 518 00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:30,520 Oh! Oh, how exciting. How does that go? 519 00:24:30,560 --> 00:24:32,120 Oh! Come on, then. 520 00:24:33,320 --> 00:24:35,440 - ROBERT: How about that? - (THEY LAUGH) 521 00:24:40,080 --> 00:24:41,640 (GIRL LAUGHS) 522 00:24:52,240 --> 00:24:54,720 ( JESS GLYNNE: Hold My Hand) 523 00:24:54,760 --> 00:24:57,080 Oh, won't you hold my hand? 524 00:24:58,880 --> 00:25:01,920 Cos I don't wanna walk on my own any more 525 00:25:01,960 --> 00:25:04,720 Won't you understand? 526 00:25:04,760 --> 00:25:07,760 Cos I don't wanna walk alone 527 00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:12,120 I'm ready for this, there's no denying 528 00:25:12,160 --> 00:25:15,520 I'm ready for this, you stop me falling 529 00:25:15,560 --> 00:25:19,360 I'm ready for this, I need you all-in 530 00:25:19,400 --> 00:25:20,560 I'm ready for this 531 00:25:20,600 --> 00:25:23,440 So darling, hold my hand 532 00:25:23,480 --> 00:25:26,080 Don't wanna know 533 00:25:26,120 --> 00:25:29,920 That feeling when I'm all alone 534 00:25:29,960 --> 00:25:31,840 So please don't make me wait... 535 00:25:31,880 --> 00:25:33,960 (CHEERING) 536 00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:41,440 Oh! Ed Balls to Olly Murs, darling. 537 00:25:41,480 --> 00:25:43,080 I was never Shadow Chancellor. 538 00:25:43,120 --> 00:25:45,400 Oh, shut up and dance. 539 00:25:49,480 --> 00:25:51,960 Oh, it's a wonderful party. 540 00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:53,320 Oh, thanks! 541 00:25:53,360 --> 00:25:54,960 I haven't danced like this since the night 542 00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:58,600 the MOD released the files on the Rendlesham Forest incident. 543 00:25:58,640 --> 00:26:00,640 Oh, yeah, hi! 544 00:26:00,680 --> 00:26:03,000 - Good evening. - Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho! 545 00:26:03,040 --> 00:26:06,560 I must say, you're looking rather lovely this evening. 546 00:26:06,600 --> 00:26:09,040 Are you coming to sort out my guttering tomorrow? 547 00:26:09,080 --> 00:26:11,080 Sorry, I'm repainting the launderette. 548 00:26:11,120 --> 00:26:14,880 I'm ready for this, there's no denying 549 00:26:14,920 --> 00:26:18,280 I'm ready for this, you stop me falling 550 00:26:18,320 --> 00:26:22,560 I'm ready for this, I need you all-in 551 00:26:22,600 --> 00:26:23,920 I'm ready for this 552 00:26:23,960 --> 00:26:26,960 So darling, hold my hand. 553 00:26:38,360 --> 00:26:39,880 Where's Tyler? 554 00:26:41,680 --> 00:26:42,960 He's with Petra. 555 00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:45,040 Oh, I see. 556 00:26:46,280 --> 00:26:48,880 - How's the party? - Oh, it's rocking. 557 00:26:49,960 --> 00:26:52,240 Just...thought I'd get some air. 558 00:26:52,280 --> 00:26:53,760 Yeah, me too. 559 00:26:57,400 --> 00:26:58,720 Life's full of Tylers. 560 00:26:58,760 --> 00:26:59,960 Tell me about it. 561 00:27:00,920 --> 00:27:02,640 I mean, there's loads of them in 10C. 562 00:27:02,680 --> 00:27:05,000 There's Tyler Manning, Tyler Bradbury, 563 00:27:05,040 --> 00:27:06,800 - Tyler... - No! 564 00:27:08,840 --> 00:27:11,320 What I mean is, his type. 565 00:27:12,360 --> 00:27:16,240 Good-looking, successful, admired. 566 00:27:17,360 --> 00:27:18,400 Not like us. 567 00:27:19,560 --> 00:27:20,880 Oh, thanks, Dad! 568 00:27:20,920 --> 00:27:22,720 Yeah, I'm really glad we had this chat. 569 00:27:22,760 --> 00:27:25,320 Have you ever thought about becoming a motivational speaker or something? 570 00:27:25,360 --> 00:27:27,080 What I mean is... 571 00:27:27,120 --> 00:27:29,360 You've got to be your own person. 572 00:27:29,400 --> 00:27:32,160 Happy within yourself. Comfortable in your own skin. 573 00:27:32,200 --> 00:27:33,680 Like me. 574 00:27:35,280 --> 00:27:37,120 FIONA: There you are! 575 00:27:37,160 --> 00:27:39,280 - Just come to get some air. - Some air, yeah. 576 00:27:39,320 --> 00:27:41,200 Come back to the party. 577 00:27:41,240 --> 00:27:42,960 Nobody wants me there. 578 00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:45,920 - I want you there. - I want you there. 579 00:27:47,480 --> 00:27:49,040 I want you there. 580 00:27:49,080 --> 00:27:50,360 As long as I can stay here. 581 00:27:50,400 --> 00:27:52,320 Home. 582 00:27:52,360 --> 00:27:53,680 Now. 583 00:27:57,760 --> 00:27:59,440 Is there any chicken left? 584 00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:03,240 There's a bit of tandoori. And some barbecue. 585 00:28:03,280 --> 00:28:05,600 - Oh, and a plate of Chinese. - Ooh! 586 00:28:05,640 --> 00:28:08,600 Might even be a few Cajun wings left, if you're lucky. 587 00:28:09,680 --> 00:28:11,960 - I'm not dancing, though. - Oh, come on, love.